And I paid how much for this book??

This is going to be short, and it's going to be very much a rant.

You have been warned.

I decided to take a look over my assigned reading for tomorrow, figuring that it might be a good idea that I at least know what I was supposed to have read for class.

Vegetables, it seems. 20 pages, plus some other stuff. Glad I saved that precious time, for facebook sleeps for no man.

One of the vegetables mentioned is rutabaga.

Under 'nutritional advantage', it is listed as being cholesterol free.

Really? A vegetable is cholesterol free? Cholesterol free? You mean, that substance that is found only in animals and animal products, because it is only produced naturally by animals, is not found in rutabagas?

Oh my! The world is saved! Rutabaga's won't increase you're cholestrol levels!

I feel so confident in my education. My $30,000 education. That is teaching me that rutabagas, a completely non-animal item, contain no cholesterol, which is manufactured naturally only in animals.

I can't wait for class tomorrow.